How many sex toys do you own?
cylmax
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OK, fess up you lot.
I have just the 2. A rather cheap and nasty c&@k ring and a quite plain vibrator for the missus.
I don't get to use them often but they don't really enhance the scene very much at all and I wondered if you gals/guys owned a more exciting collection?
BTW. If I put the ring on in a hurry, or in the dark, it sometimes pinches the underside of my shaft and boy does it smart...
M.
I have just the 2. A rather cheap and nasty c&@k ring and a quite plain vibrator for the missus.
I don't get to use them often but they don't really enhance the scene very much at all and I wondered if you gals/guys owned a more exciting collection?
BTW. If I put the ring on in a hurry, or in the dark, it sometimes pinches the underside of my shaft and boy does it smart...
M.
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ive got loads, you name it, ive got it, and probably broken it! my ideal job would be a sex toy tester!if i cant break them no one will!
husbands and sex toys together are a good combination lol, plus with the toys, they keep going so to speak and dont roll over and snore!
I don't see any reason why this thread should be closed. We're all mature adults on here...aren't we...
Great to hear about your collection though. You must stop toning those muscles of yours!
M.
I'm delighted to hear my Christmas Present is being used as intended....!!!
M.
yep thats what i thought, but ive noticed that most threads that have reference to sex get closed quite quick. i find it quite annoying really as its a natural thing!
I'm no prude but this is not what I come here to read about and I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking this. . If I wanted engage in that sort of discussion I'd go elsewhere.
I look forward to the closure of this thread.
What you mean there are other uses for it?
*A band. Matt Stone and Trey Parker's infact. They are the creators of Southpark.
** A game played when it snows, obviously.
I own 0 toys of the sex variety, I have however kept some Ghosbuster toys if anyone is interested
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Then why the f**k did you open it...? Doesn't the title give you a clue?
M.
The title is unambiguous, maybe a "18" type icon would assist but I certainly wasn't surprised by the content... much as I expected to be honest.
personally if i dont like the title of a thread, i dont even bother to look at it let alone reply on it
Obviously, others don't share your common sense. Shame!
M.
Looks like you are in need of sex toys...
Why do you get so worked up..
Perhaps a good w**k would help.
:rolleyes:
ha ha those two words arent usually applied to me
I liked the title of this thread.
It's like a mini pommell horse, with an attachment located in just the right place. You mainly sit on it and adjust the speed to your own personal taste.
M.
I'm not worked up, but if anyone's offering...be my guest!
M.
me too hence looking and responding!
ooo i dont have one of them, where do you buy them?