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When he was younger he had a little fluffy toy which was attached to a short plastic stick by a piece of string. He used to put the fluffy toy in his mouth and drag it into the bedroom and then miaow at us loudly. At first we thought he might have got it stuck in between his teeth or something, but he never seemed to be in any sort of discomfort and he kept doing the same thing so we assumed there wasn't a problem.
Then one night we watched him drag his toy back into the living room. Ahhh how cute we thought as he pulled his favourite toy around.
Then shock horror! He positioned himself over the stick and started to vibrate. This supposedly cute cat, without any of those sort of urges was pleasuring himself on a plastic stick. His little pink persian penis throbbing with sexual desire as he gave in to his basic animal instincts.
So, you see, my cat is a pervert!
Then one night we watched him drag his toy back into the living room. Ahhh how cute we thought as he pulled his favourite toy around.
Then shock horror! He positioned himself over the stick and started to vibrate. This supposedly cute cat, without any of those sort of urges was pleasuring himself on a plastic stick. His little pink persian penis throbbing with sexual desire as he gave in to his basic animal instincts.
So, you see, my cat is a pervert!
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A pervert??!! Surely he is doing what comes naturally. (Shouldn't he be neutered anyway? :eek: )
He is neutered!!!
That's why he's a pervert. He shouldn't have those sort of urges.
Sounds like Bob's has five!
My male cat has been done but he still frequently attempts to mount his sister (dont think incest is an issue in the feline world). Problem is, he doesnt seem to have a clue what he should be doing one he gets there and ends up just staying like that til she bites him. :eek:
I think I missed something behind the bike sheds.
If he's been neutered, then no more kittens, that bit I understand, but he can still (ahem) get visibly excited?
Yes. His little cat cock was out for all to see.
What's wrong with that? It works for me!
By the way, our cat is....................dead. Poor Hoagy has been gone now for just over four years, and we still miss him so much we can't bring ourselves to get another pusscat.
We miss ours too - she died in January. We will get another, but it won't be for a while.
I recall reading that the male cat's member is designed (by evolution) to cause a painful sensation in the female that triggers something or other when he's done the deed, I forget the wince-making details, so if they are getting down and dirty, she will bite him afterwards, what self respecting cat wouldn't if that happened.
Well, I dont know if there are cat police, but I've just heard on Sky Sports that the ref has sent off a 7 foot cat from a football match :eek:
It's lucky I'm easygoing. Another owner might be annoyed at being woken during the night because the bed's shaking due to a cat humping.;)
BTW, he's been neutered too.
I still think they like to have a go, sometimes.
I had to kick the little sod so that he overbalanced to stop him from doing it!!
You think you've got problems? My dog is a girl, and is also neutered. She likes to do rudies with the cushions on the settee, and normally will choose to do it when I have visitors (which thankfully isn't too often) She does it to attention seek because of course I immediately tell her off or pull the cushion away.
One of our (seven) cats has recently started doing the deed with random teddy bears around the house. And yes, he's been neutered too.
I dunno, my previous Cav, also a girl, was the same! But she was a rescue dog, so I always blamed it on a bad upbringing. No excuses with this one, I had her from 7 weeks old.