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Celebrity Slimeballs

Twinkle ToesTwinkle Toes Posts: 3,220
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Who are the slimiest , most smarmiest males celebrities?
The ones who make your stomach churn because they are so greasy?

Enrique Iglesias - Orange, full of himself, mole faced minger who thinks he's god gift to women.

Steve Brookstein- Ewwww. He looks like a 70's porn star and he even wears a medalion. And whats with the stupid grin?

Darren Day- There is only one word to describe Mr Day and thats WANKER!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,309
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    Peter Stringfellow :) An obvious one, but well worth mentioning.
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    fletchfletch Posts: 709
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    Twinkle toes, you'd be desperate for a good rogering if you met any of them blokes.
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    ShowbizGosQueenShowbizGosQueen Posts: 7,469
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    Simon Cowell

    Jim Davidson

    Michael Winner

    (I am in total agreement with the ones that have already been nominated as well :D )
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,309
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    You know, I've just remembered one (poor me)...

    Leslie Grantham *vomits*
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    How about Darius? Yuck!
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    ShowbizGosQueenShowbizGosQueen Posts: 7,469
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    beee wrote:
    You know, I've just remembered one (poor me)...

    Leslie Grantham *vomits*

    I was just about to post that as he's just loomed into my mind as well :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,519
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    Jason Donovan?????
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    TinkerbellaTinkerbella Posts: 2,559
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    As I've said before on this forum - Jeff Brazier. My skin is crawling as I type his name :eek: Will probably give Celebrity Wrestling a miss as he's on it :mad:
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    The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Darren 'I'm not a love rate' Day
    Lee from Blue
    Duncan from Blue
    Mick Jagger
    Rod Stewart
    Dean Gaffney
    Mick Hucknall
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    :mad: ...Jeff Bra.....Braz...Brazie......DAMMNIT I can't even bring myself to type the hideous ones name. His ex squeeze was pretty well matched too, she can join the list. She could be male for all I know :confused:;) ...tend not to look when shes on the telly. :p
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    TinkerbellaTinkerbella Posts: 2,559
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    get-tae wrote:
    :mad: ...Jeff Bra.....Braz...Brazie......DAMMNIT I can't even bring myself to type the hideous ones name. His ex squeeze was pretty well matched too, she can join the list. She could be male for all I know :confused:;) ...tend not to look when shes on the telly. :p

    What?! With those flipping 'jugs'?! :eek: But yeah, shove her on the list :D

    Actually, David Beckham's pretty much a slimeball these days. In fact, if anyone's got a copy of this weeks 'Heat', turn to page 109 - is this really the 'Sexiest Man Alive'??!! :eek: :eek: :D
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    Twinkle ToesTwinkle Toes Posts: 3,220
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    Callum Best- Totally butt ugly ladies man.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,309
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    Callum Best- Totally butt ugly ladies man.

    And very, very orange.
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    lulu glulu g Posts: 52,649
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    Richard Madeley.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,309
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    lulu g wrote:
    Richard Madeley.

    Oh yes, I can't believe no one has brought him up until now :D
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    ShowbizGosQueenShowbizGosQueen Posts: 7,469
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    Mick Hucknall

    God yes, what a vile, ginger sleazebag he is :eek:
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    ShowbizGosQueenShowbizGosQueen Posts: 7,469
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    I tell you who else gives me the creeps - Anthony 'I ran off with a tramp at the age of five' Worrall-Thompson - with his chubby little fingers - eewwwww! :eek:

    Mods, we really need a vomit smiley! :)
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Steve Brokestein, Leslie Grantham, John McCririck (If you count him as a celeb- the man is just vile- the worst thing is he knows it).
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 182
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    I tell you who else gives me the creeps - Anthony 'I ran off with a tramp at the age of five' Worrall-Thompson - with his chubby little fingers - eewwwww! :eek: :)


    Cooking for eewwwwww!!! :eek:
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    lulu glulu g Posts: 52,649
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    beee wrote:
    Oh yes, I can't believe no one has brought him up until now :D

    He's enough to drive you to drink. Allegedly.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,901
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    Agree with all of above, except for maybe Jason Donovan (dirty/grubby, but not a sleazeball IMO) and David Beckham (I haven't had the chance to read Heat yet, my opinion may change).

    ALL the boys from Blue make me vom - Duncan (I'm so gorgeous, there's something wrong with you if you don't fancy me), Lee (I have a whiny voice and pinhead, but inexplicably think that everyone loves me), and ... er... the two other ones... one of whom looks like he's been hit in the face with a spade.

    Oh yes! I do have an original thought - "H" from Steps. I can imagine him chatting up eighteen year olds in a Travelodge with the immortal line "How old do you think I am?" And being gutted when they reply "30"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,172
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    That blonde git from G4, the one who sounds like he has had his testicles cut off
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,309
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    gutrot wrote:
    That blonde git from G4, the one who sounds like he has had his testicles cut off

    Jon. He's smarmy all right; I initially liked G4 at the beginning of X-Factor, but his contrived comments and complete insincerity put me right off them.
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    Psycho_KittyPsycho_Kitty Posts: 1,670
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    John Leslie....
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    mynameisnotfredmynameisnotfred Posts: 1,469
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    Vernon Kay.

    What gets me with him is the man oozes smugness and a a horrid sense of self-satisfaction, and yet you know that secretly he can't believe his own luck. He is an ugly, talentless wannabe who happens to have his own Weekend Radio 1 show, and a cushy high profile job on Channel 4.
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