What exactly does it for you
(1) her pink stripy hair
(2) Lack of neck
(3)Ability to procreate at the drop of her pants and name offspring with ridiculous monikers
(4)10 bellies
Answers on a post card please!
What exactly does it for you
(1) her pink stripy hair
(2) Lack of neck
(3)Ability to procreate at the drop of her pants and name offspring with ridiculous monikers
(4)10 bellies
Answers on a post card please!
Fair play, there is someone out there for all of us. Perhaps you should challenge her husband Mark to a duel for her hand. It could be televised. More exposure for mrs B.
I think she very sexy and good looking!! She deserves her own thread!!
Quick, let me feel your forehead. Yes, I was right - you're running a terrible temperature and are obviously delirious. Don't worry though, with plenty of rest in a darkened room, it will pass and you will be returned to us sane and whole again.
I would not waste my energy to slap her as this would mean physical contact which would make me vomit. She thinks shes hard coz she dont give a s*it what people think of her, well then just f**k of of our TV screens then you talentless pikey! She is symbolic of everything that has gone wrong in UK television. Even more annoying the Jeff Brazier!
No Jade is a minger, Im not her husband! (although I do wish!)
Well then, bless you for having the balls to confess to such fantasies on a public forum.
Yes, you're quite right about Jade 'minging'. Not like young Lizzie. Flicking channels on TV last night, I found it hard to distinguish between The Bardsley on Fit Club and Kirsty Gallacher on The Games - amazing similarity.
No there is nothing wrong with me! Lizzie is sexy and thats it!!
Am I right in thinking you've not had a girlfriend for a long time? There's plenty of dating sites on the web. I'm sure someone could point you in the right direction....:)
Am I right in thinking you've not had a girlfriend for a long time? There's plenty of dating sites on the web. I'm sure someone could point you in the right direction....:)
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She deserves a good slap.
.......and a boot up the backside.
Speechless!
Couldn't agree more
Are you unwell :eek:
Do you need your eyes checked, specksavers do eye testing for free, I suggest you go get yourself and appointment.
OK.............................. :rolleyes:
I aready said that to Lucas123 on the Celebrity Fit Club thread. Don't think he has took the hint though
Cool. If you go for illiterate, chain-smoking overweight sponging thick pikeys then good for you.
(1) her pink stripy hair
(2) Lack of neck
(3)Ability to procreate at the drop of her pants and name offspring with ridiculous monikers
(4)10 bellies
Answers on a post card please!
All of them!!
Fair play, there is someone out there for all of us. Perhaps you should challenge her husband Mark to a duel for her hand. It could be televised. More exposure for mrs B.
Quick, let me feel your forehead. Yes, I was right - you're running a terrible temperature and are obviously delirious. Don't worry though, with plenty of rest in a darkened room, it will pass and you will be returned to us sane and whole again.
Are you her husband???
I'm guessing you're quite partial to The Gobby Goody too?
Well then, bless you for having the balls to confess to such fantasies on a public forum.
Yes, you're quite right about Jade 'minging'. Not like young Lizzie. Flicking channels on TV last night, I found it hard to distinguish between The Bardsley on Fit Club and Kirsty Gallacher on The Games - amazing similarity.
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