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Jordan's Novel Wedding Cake Design

Huch'netHuch'net Posts: 5,981
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Busty Jordan has reportedly ordered a cup cake for her upcoming marriage to singer Peter Andre - a whopping treat in the shape of her boobs.

The pin-up has ordered a wedding cake in the shape of her famous, money-spinning 32FF breasts, according to The Sun.

"She thought it wouldn't be right for the day to pass without some reference to the assets that have made her fortune."

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_1357856.html?menu=entertainment

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    ShowbizGosQueenShowbizGosQueen Posts: 7,469
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    Keep up! I mentioned this in another Pwwwicceee thread :rolleyes: :D

    And it's been denied by her people on the 'This Morning' you were watching! :D
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    Huch'netHuch'net Posts: 5,981
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    lmao! :eek: :D

    Well you don't have an exclusive picture do you? No I didn't think so!

    http://www.tailormadecakes.co.uk/images/cakes/boobscake.jpg

    It was probably denied on 'This morning' because she demanded a refund after they wrote "Happy 50th Birthday". I don't know why it must only be a few months away now.
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    ShowbizGosQueenShowbizGosQueen Posts: 7,469
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    Huch'net wrote:
    lmao! :eek: :D

    Well you don't have an exclusive picture do you? No I didn't think so!

    http://www.tailormadecakes.co.uk/images/cakes/boobscake.jpg

    It was probably denied on 'This morning' because she demanded a refund after they wrote "Happy 50th Birthday". I don't know why it must only be a few months away now.

    PMSL :D

    And, judging by her leathery old skin, she's demanding a refund as she's nearer 70 :)
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    lulu glulu g Posts: 52,649
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    But what would be inside the cake? :eek:
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    seancfaganseancfagan Posts: 2,188
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    lulu g wrote:
    But what would be inside the cake? :eek:
    The cakes will have leathery orange icing with a thick underlayer of fatty gunge, all encasing an inner core of plastic and silicon goo.

    Unfortunately the cakes will look as if someone else has been licking or eating them already, and may come with blobs or streaks of a glutinous semi opaque sticky substance which will impart a salty tang to anyone daft enough to try one. :eek:
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    LiverpoolFCGirlLiverpoolFCGirl Posts: 15,506
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    *quickly scurries back out of the thread* :eek: :D
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