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blade_922blade_922 Posts: 2,308
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Do you have to be over 18 to buy this newspaper with the magazine
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  • 10185091018509 Posts: 857
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    Over 18 plus proof of a full frontal lobotomy.
  • blade_922blade_922 Posts: 2,308
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    1018509 wrote:
    Over 18 plus proof of a full frontal lobotomy.
    erm wot? ? ?
  • ShowbizGosQueenShowbizGosQueen Posts: 7,469
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    blade_922 wrote:
    erm wot? ? ?

    Oh, the irony ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,201
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    lol. Google is your friend.
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Has the OP got the horn tonight or something?
  • newsonthehournewsonthehour Posts: 1,421
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    blade_922 wrote:
    Do you have to be over 18 to buy this newspaper with the magazine

    Lol - are you after the 'FREE porn dvd' when you buy the newspape - as seen on tv?
  • dslrocksdslrocks Posts: 7,207
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    Since when did they ever call the Sport a newspaper? :p:D
  • JJ2005JJ2005 Posts: 5,188
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    blade_922 wrote:
    Do you have to be over 18 to buy this newspaper with the magazine
    You can be any age to buy that awful rag, but it helps to have a mental age of about 7, an emotional age of about 2 and to enjoy a very distorted view of female pulchitrude and sexuality to appreciate the content.

    If you want to read the news read a decent newspaper, watch the TV news or read news online for free.

    If you want to look at tits and soft porn there is far better quality stuff available for free on the Internet.
  • NRGNRG Posts: 3,149
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    JJ2005 wrote:
    If you want to read the news read a decent newspaper
    Yes i agree, thats why i suggest the Financial Times. :yawn: :sleep:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,021
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    I enjoy The Times and the Financial Times. I don't like utter trash like the sun, star, news of the world etc they are utter crap, why do some ladies want to put them selfs down and get their breasts of other parts of their body out to the nation. They should put a ban on them, as it is bad
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,527
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    Probably want to expose themselves either (1) for the money (2) some actually like large quantities of strangers thinking they are sexy

    The sun/star/sport all have their places - though as adult light reading comics rather than news papers. Have to say that i agree with online resources for the news with the exception of when I am traveling and it isnt an option.
  • sinless69uksinless69uk Posts: 414
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    Best paper ever.

    I have been buying it for 18 years.
  • ShowbizGosQueenShowbizGosQueen Posts: 7,469
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    Best paper ever.

    I have been buying it for 18 years.

    Speaks a Linsey Dawn McKenzie fan :rolleyes:
  • JJ2005JJ2005 Posts: 5,188
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    Speaks a Linsey Dawn McKenzie fan :rolleyes:
    She is revolting.

    She is living proof that you can have too much of a good thing. :D
  • farmhandfarmhand Posts: 620
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    Best paper ever.

    I have been buying it for 18 years.

    Indeed it was, but like Viz, it went off the boil years ago. Who could forgot such marvellous reporting as "WWII bomber found on moon" and "Gazza's face appears on the white cliffs of Dover"? :D
  • sinless69uksinless69uk Posts: 414
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    farmhand wrote:
    Indeed it was, but like Viz, it went off the boil years ago. Who could forgot such marvellous reporting as "WWII bomber found on moon" and "Gazza's face appears on the white cliffs of Dover"? :D

    Did anyone actually buy it because of that?
    The Sport sells coz its got pictures of pretty ladeez.
  • Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    farmhand wrote:
    Indeed it was, but like Viz, it went off the boil years ago. Who could forgot such marvellous reporting as "WWII bomber found on moon" and "Gazza's face appears on the white cliffs of Dover"? :D

    My own personal favourite was a one of the problems on the problem page. From what I remember, it invovled a woman who's boyfriend was obsessed with Maggie Thatcher, insisted they worn Maggie and Dennis masks whilst having sex, and had bought two cabbage patch dolls and named them Mark and Carole - hilarious stuff.

    (P.S. I have never bought this, I used to work in a newsagents and read it there, honestly :) )
  • farmhandfarmhand Posts: 620
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    Did anyone actually buy it because of that?
    The Sport sells coz its got pictures of pretty ladeez.

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it. ;)

    *Following in the grand tradition of my Dad buying Playboy "for the interviews"* :D
  • Jennifer JayneJennifer Jayne Posts: 9,022
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    i know someone who used to buy it, i used to love going to the personels they were so funny

    they would things like
    '68 year old woman looking for romance and a bit of s&m 18 - 30 yr olds only '

    and the picture besides it would be a hot 22 yr old
  • PhilH36PhilH36 Posts: 26,294
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    Sex,Porn,Orgies,Rubbish and T*ts.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,830
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    Did the original poster buy it or not?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 65
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    My own personal favourite was a one of the problems on the problem page. From what I remember, it invovled a woman who's boyfriend was obsessed with Maggie Thatcher, insisted they worn Maggie and Dennis masks whilst having sex, and had bought two cabbage patch dolls and named them Mark and Carole - hilarious stuff.

    (P.S. I have never bought this, I used to work in a newsagents and read it there, honestly :) )

    another good story was the one when a schizophrenic blew his own brains out because he caught himself cheating at cards :D:D
  • skazzaskazza Posts: 4,983
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    There was a story many years ago about a woman who's son was turned into a fishfinger by aliens. You couldn't make it up!

    Oh, hang on... :D
  • Cha'Mone Mo FoCha'Mone Mo Fo Posts: 773
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    The adverts make me laugh- free porn DVD, if you collect tokens and collect from participating newsagents! That'll be fun, loads of 14 yos trying to get people to redeem their tokens!!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,473
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    the Sport is good for a laugh but please remember the problem page is made up and is not written by real people having these problems. (was told this by someone who worked for the Sport paper) as its the only reason I have read it. And half the stories in it are made up too.
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