Katie and Peters dvd
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"Jordan's and Peters sex DVD
Glamour puss Jordan and hubby Peter Andre are hard at work on a steamy lovers' guide DVD.
Mum-of-two Katie Price, 27, is in talks to get the spicy disc of their bedroom tips and tricks out in time for next Christmas.
Glamour puss Jordan and hubby Peter Andre are hard at work on a steamy lovers' guide DVD.
Mum-of-two Katie Price, 27, is in talks to get the spicy disc of their bedroom tips and tricks out in time for next Christmas.
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*vomits quietly in a corner* Oh my Gaaaaaaah (as Jessica Simpson would say) Has she no shame? Or principles? Or Pride? Or Limits? Or decency? Or Taste?
Hmmm.... how many of these questions have already been answered by her previous projects... Answers on a postcard to:
The Katie Price Limbo (aka How Low will Jordan Go)
OK Towers (DVD Division)
London.
*off to stuff my face with humble pie/
Can she not keep any part of her life private? Actually, I dunno why I even ask that question. She's quite willing to sell pictures of her kids to make a few quid, so I suppose selling a DVD of her and Pete fiddling with each other is the next obvious step... :eek:
*Lots retires to a darkened room.......*
Think there could be quite a few misters buying it!
Sorry.
The bloke is doing as he's told, I'd imagine.
true.. we all know who wears the trousers in that relationship :rolleyes:
She humiliates him, but then again he allows himself to be humiliated. They compliment each other so well....
Match made in heaven! Is it true if you ask Peter what his opinion is on anything, his reply is, 'Just a second, I'll just ask Katie!'
lmao
Or Katie sticks her hand up his backside and operates his mouth.....
"Gottle of gear, gottle of gear....."
The frightening thing is that I can imagine that! :eek:
PMSL !
Is there nothing that these two won't promote/sell? They surely cant be that desperate for money? :sleep:
As much as I like Jordan, I don't want to know about her DVD, then yet again if it's tastefully done (ie not done like a porno), it could be onto a winner.
Then yet again, watch Jodie try it, but hers would be equivalent to a hard-core porno, with close-ups and her playing with her wooden dildo she got an A with in GCSE woodwork.
Very classy. :rolleyes:
No way would Peter take part in a sex video, certainly nothing that was shown anyway.
You people make me laugh the way you get so sucked in by tabloid tales and the way off the cuff comments are made into big stories.
The journalists must love you.
So is it true then :rolleyes:
Actually, Pwicceee herself touted the idea on 'Davina' last week. Unless she was taking the mick - but I don't think she's mastered the art of irony.
I agree with dw23, there's no way Peter would appear in anything that would seriously upset his deeply religious parents so it's likely to be pretty tame, if it happens at all.
But any tips that might make married love more exciting are to be encouraged IMO!
What, like marrying an ex-page 3 model, posing for staged 'pap' pictures having it away on a car bonnet in the middle of the country, and accommpanying his other half to a showbiz bash when all she's covered in is a see-through (rather tacky) black dress showing the world her 'assets'. Yeah, that'd be right out of character, wouldn't it?!