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Russ' Problem Page

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Hi guys. Now in Spetember I am hoping to go to University and I am planning on getting involved in the Student Radio Station and would very much like to start an advice show where people call in with problems.

Anyway, I post on DS a lot and today I came up with the brain wave of starting a problem page on here, so as to get some practice in. So I've set up this thread where anyone who's got any problem, big or small, and I'll see if I can post some advice. (If you don't want to broadcast it on here you can PM me.)

Thanks,

Russell
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    Ham&OnionHam&Onion Posts: 2,716
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    I can never work out which date do I wait for before I try to seduce the woman.

    Sometimes I get abit too eager and I have tried on the first date before but I strike out and sometimes get a slap.

    I've waited until date 5 or 6 before and the lady has dumped me thinking complaining I wasn't paying her any attention.

    What is the optimum?
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    ILoveMyDogILoveMyDog Posts: 26,472
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    Ham&Onion wrote:
    I can never work out which date do I wait for before I try to seduce the woman.

    Sometimes I get abit too eager and I have tried on the first date before but I strike out and sometimes get a slap.

    I've waited until date 5 or 6 before and the lady has dumped me thinking complaining I wasn't paying her any attention.

    What is the optimum?

    Let her seduce you first :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,475
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    Ham&Onion wrote:
    I can never work out which date do I wait for before I try to seduce the woman.

    I usually find 31st April is a good one ;):p
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    Ham&OnionHam&Onion Posts: 2,716
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    Collette wrote:
    I usually find 31st April is a good one ;):p


    Once a year. That's harsh! Even by my standards.
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    lordoftheflieslordoftheflies Posts: 7,879
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    Ham&Onion wrote:
    Once a year. That's harsh! Even by my standards.

    You're on here so much, I'm surprised you have time for anything else ;)
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    Ham&OnionHam&Onion Posts: 2,716
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    You're on here so much, I'm surprised you have time for anything else ;)

    I'm a nerd. But still, once a year??? Harsh!! Any nerdette's out there?
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    lordoftheflieslordoftheflies Posts: 7,879
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    Ham&Onion wrote:
    I'm a nerd. But still, once a year??? Harsh!! Any nerdette's out there?

    PamelaL .
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    ILoveMyDogILoveMyDog Posts: 26,472
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    Ham, 31st April doesn't exist :eek:
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    Ham&OnionHam&Onion Posts: 2,716
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    Bexi_Belle wrote:
    Ham, 31st April doesn't exist :eek:

    Oooops Collette has foxed me. Sly.

    No excuses. I got done.

    Doh. *hangs head in shame* :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,475
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    Ham&Onion wrote:
    Oooops Collette has foxed me. Sly.

    No excuses. I got done.

    Doh. *hangs head in shame* :o

    Aw babe - I felt so mean seeing your reply that I didn't want to say anything.

    If you bought me a chicken dinner I'd be yours any day of the week... (well in a cyber sort of way if you promised not to tell my husband that is!) ;):p
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    Ham&OnionHam&Onion Posts: 2,716
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    Collette wrote:
    Aw babe - I felt so mean seeing your reply that I didn't want to say anything.

    If you bought me a chicken dinner I'd be yours any day of the week... (well in a cyber sort of way if you promised not to tell my husband that is!) ;):p

    You mean you couldn't believe how thick a hamster could be.

    I have to admit I did feel rather stupid. Don't worry about it.

    *goes to find a hole to hide in*
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,475
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    Ham&Onion wrote:
    You mean you couldn't believe how thick a hamster could be.

    I have to admit I did feel rather stupid. Don't worry about it.

    *goes to find a hole to hide in*

    Noooooo now I feel really mean... :o:o:p
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    Bexi_Belle wrote:
    Ham, 31st April doesn't exist :eek:
    pmsl :D bless...


    H&O... my kids tell me I'm a nerd... ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,741
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    Bexi_Belle wrote:
    Ham, 31st April doesn't exist :eek:

    Indeed.

    H&O that was a cruel trick....you poor thing.

    I believe the correct expression is.......Pnwed!!

    Edit: its nerd-speak! :p
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    Ham&OnionHam&Onion Posts: 2,716
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    Collette wrote:
    Noooooo now I feel really mean... :o:o:p

    I don't mean to make you feel mean. It isn't your fault I'm stupid. :o

    I take my medicine like a good boy and know when I'm beaten. :cry:

    I'm more upset that I can't even get it once a year. I can live with being stupid but not without a bit of nerdette pleasure.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,475
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    Ham&Onion wrote:
    II'm more upset that I can't even get it once a year.

    I'm sure you can... ;)
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    Ham&OnionHam&Onion Posts: 2,716
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    I was phished in. Hook line and sinker.

    That is the second blunder I've made this week.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,821
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    Ham&Onion wrote:
    I can never work out which date do I wait for before I try to seduce the woman.

    Sometimes I get abit too eager and I have tried on the first date before but I strike out and sometimes get a slap.

    I've waited until date 5 or 6 before and the lady has dumped me thinking complaining I wasn't paying her any attention.

    What is the optimum?

    RUSS' REPLY:

    Well then, I wouldn't say there was a particular magic number as obviously it depends on the person. I sympathise with your predicament because it's damned if you do and damned if you don't.

    However, and I don't mean to be rude, but can you not tell when the particular lady is ready for you to go a step further? And maybe if you can't then you're not well suited anyway? Would you say that's fair?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,475
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    Go on... we all want to know... what was the first??

    You didn't go to the shop and ask for tartan paint did you :eek: :p
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    Ham&OnionHam&Onion Posts: 2,716
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    Author 007 wrote:
    RUSS' REPLY:

    Well then, I wouldn't say there was a particular magic number as obviously it depends on the person. I sympathise with your predicament because it's damned if you do and damned if you don't.

    However, and I don't mean to be rude, but can you not tell when the particular lady is ready for you to go a step further? And maybe if you can't then you're not well suited anyway? Would you say that's fair?

    I can't tell normally 'cos I can't seem to read women very well and never really had confidence around them. So I clam up abit.

    But what you say sounds fair and I thank you for taking the time to try and help me.
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    ILoveMyDogILoveMyDog Posts: 26,472
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    Author 007 wrote:
    RUSS' REPLY:

    Well then, I wouldn't say there was a particular magic number as obviously it depends on the person. I sympathise with your predicament because it's damned if you do and damned if you don't.

    However, and I don't mean to be rude, but can you not tell when the particular lady is ready for you to go a step further? And maybe if you can't then you're not well suited anyway? Would you say that's fair?

    I think your reply is good :) Will you be talking live on air to ppl, or will they e-mail you?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,821
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    Ham&Onion wrote:
    I can't tell normally 'cos I can't seem to read women very well and never really had confidence around them. So I clam up abit.

    But you have the confidence to try and get off with them on a first date? :D
    Ham&Onion wrote:
    But what you say sounds fair and I thank you for taking the time to try and help me.

    No problem. As I say I'm trying to get the practice in. I hope I helped. Anyone else with any problems?
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    Ham&OnionHam&Onion Posts: 2,716
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    Author 007 wrote:
    But you have the confidence to try and get off with them on a first date? :D



    No problem. As I say I'm trying to get the practice in. I hope I helped. Anyone else with any problems?

    Not confidence, desperation. I just said that aloud didn't I.

    This is my thread from hell. :D
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    Jack's backJack's back Posts: 11,469
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    Dear Russ

    I have this friend who is turning in to a complete alcoholic :eek: what should I do???


    thanks for your help Russ :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,874
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    Would you like a list! :rolleyes: Why are men such idiots??
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